Things We Teach An Innocent Only Child

Although Auden won't be coming to our house this summer, we thought we'd give her one last lesson before she headed to her grandparents'.

"Before a baby is born it is in its mommy's tummy.  Like this, Auden.  Shove the baby in your shirt.  That's right.  We know how it's done.  Our mom was a childbirth educator."  :)

(I thought about correcting them and showing them to put the baby with its head down, BUT, in a fleeting moment of wisdom, decided against this.)